My friends: there’s this cute girl I’ve been chatting with & she told me she thinks I’m cute & i don’t think she knows I really wanna 3-stock the shit out of her, so should I tell this one straight up? idk it could 50% go completely wrong, I don’t test this dialogue option enough

It’s wild man I’m talking with like 3 girls at once rn and I’m overwhelmed but simultaneously hella fascinated cuz this is the most I ever dealt with *at once*. I’m like, “Ladies, is this is what it’s like having OPTIONS???” I 5% get it now. I don’t know which one I want

Usually I do the long drawn out one-after-the-other kinda deal but 3 at ONCE??? That is wild as hell in this economy for men! Three ain’t even a lot but it’s still somehow wild as hell

...shoutout to the two girls who are following my Twitter LOLLLLllakajwjq guess you got a little competition. I’m not tryna play god here I’m just being live and direct, that’s how the cookie crumbles

Need to make a Twitter Moments for “High Threads Rob Regretted In The Morning”

TFW when they know only one of them wants to be 3-stocked (see, I’m just playin I was I was using “girl” in the universal sense, y’know, like the universal ‘you’ usage in modern English linguistic patterns that’s how I meant it trust me I wanna 3-stock all of you)