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Movie starting with Colour-lights science.
And a Tim Brooke-Taylor lookalike
Would you trust this mane to clone YOUR Bruce Lee?
SCIENCE!
BRUCE LEE 3. Or "Bruce Less", to be quite honest.
Training montage set to stolen ROCKY music.
BOLO!
My God, how am I supposed to tell these two Bruce Lee's apart?

Oh, wait...
"Please let this never-ending training montage finish soon..."
Enter the bad guys. Or at least, the annoying guys.
That shirt makes me want to make this a #MonochromedMovie
I went to get a drink and an ACTUAL fight scene broke out.
Also, there's another hour of this and I'm watching it solo. Join me at https://app.kosmi.io/room/cvvewa 

You've missed nothing.
You'll be unsurpised to know that this fight scene started for no readily apparent reason.
This man on the left literally only owns one shirt.
Not-Bruce Lee is being attacked by people who are trying to murder him on camera, because this will apparently make money for the film studio he works for.

Go figure.

Also, stolen music from THE WARRIORS playing.
Bruce Lee's 2 and 3 have been assigned to take on an evil scientist called "Nye".

My moneys on Bill.
"Three amigos salute!"
SCIENCE!
Dr Nye, Evil Guy
Dr Nye and Half-Naked Guy
Dr Nye turned them into Bronze guys. Weird flex.
Fight being filmed in someone back garden. Production values!
Are we adding a love interest at the 60 minute mark?
I forgot just how much of THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE is just men running around in their underwear.
Another fight scene in the same backyard.
"Well, the movie seems to have wrapped up 20 minutes early. Could you turn evil for no reason, Professor?"

"Why, certainly.
It's the All-Bruce Lee Invitational!
Almost as alike as Devito and Schwarzenegger in TWINS
Movie added blue guy so abruptly (with 10 minutes to run) that I suspect it's a different movie spliced in
Bolo just had to job to a Bruce Lee clone. I blame Dr Baldy here.
This is NOT going to be a fair fight
Final fight scene! This lab could use a contrasting colour on the walls.
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