ALT WOMEN BE WEARY OF THE FOLLOWING MEN
this thread is a 100% a JOKE but it does reflect my personal experience & those of many others. let me begin:
“mr gamestop”
stats:
-weeb
-fetishizes goth women
-even more so if you’re east asian
-fueled by mtn dew and cup noodles
-probably toxic farts
“mr. clout demon”
stats:
-likes alt girls but not ~too~ alt
-calls himself emo
-listens to tame impala
-will abuse you mentally
-says the n word
-posts POV tik toks
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