My hooman should have been arriving in Tokyo today
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> She is absolutely gutted that her trip is cancelled!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face"> So we will post pictures that will make her think she is there #PretendJapan
#PretendJapan day 2! (although the tea cup is from China)
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#PretendJapan day 3
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇯🇵" title="Flag of Japan" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Japan"> My Hooman’s Acer that her mum gave her 15 years ago. Now taller than the height either of them reached
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#PretendJapan day 4
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧼" title="Soap" aria-label="Emoji: Soap"> Ironically, hooman used up all this shower gel just at the time she was due to go
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#PretendJapan day 5! Another Acer
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#PretendJapan day 6...A Japanese toilet
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇯🇵" title="Flag of Japan" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Japan"> (in Xi’an, China
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇳" title="Flag of China" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of China"> ) This provided my weird hoomans with hours of entertainment!
Ooh, the hostas are coming along nicely in this dry weather!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌱" title="Seedling" aria-label="Emoji: Seedling"> Better give them a sniff!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😺" title="Smiling cat face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with open mouth"> We have just found out they originate from Japan
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇯🇵" title="Flag of Japan" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Japan"> & the Far East so this will be #PretendJapan day 7
We have exhausted all the Japanese things in the house that we can find now. So we end this thread with #PretendJapan day 8, a picture from Kylie’s X Tour Brochure 2008
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