Today is the last day I'm doing this vigilante thing.

So I & 5 hefty guys were securing the front of our crip. I had a shovel, they had cutlasses. One then suggested we patrol and we agreed.

Less than 100m walk, we saw two bikes accelerating towards us. Before I could say pim..

..all 5 of my men disappeared. The only thing I heard was "iyke run!". It never crossed my mind that I was moving gallantly with ungallant men. I ran too

Fortunately, it was police. After a while, my men came out of their hideout, we gathered & started walking back to our domain

..we weren't talking to each other. All of a sudden, one bursted out in laughter & every other person followed suit. We were laughing because we know we were useless. Just filling up the street.

I asked Chidi why he ran, he said "nwuye m muru nwa ofóru, and nwa m amatabeghi m".

Trans: my wife just gave birth and my child hasn't known me yet.

See me wey think say I dey guard street with ndi akpobi. Nwanne, I don resign for this work. My wife too hasn't known me, let alone the unborn.

1million boys, na una get road now.

I noticed blown tweet = advert stream. But let me sell my colleague's handwork.

They built a smart caller app that lets you switch from DM or call history to WhatsApp without saving numbers, and also alert you of emergency hotlines.

Install Link http://bit.ly/2TCAW5C  android

Kindly ignore the color rioting.