It’s 1:35 am what the FUCK is up I’m supposed to be doing homework but I lost my train of thought
I’m a filthy fucking liar it’s 1:38 am
Me doing nothing:

Seriously nothing:

I swear to fucking god I’m just existing:

My back:
I’d really like that kamikaze bird to just nuke me now pls
who gave me permission to exist wtf this is bs
Also but do bras even fucking exist in quarantine
Did they even exist before quarantine I mean come on society already has me trapped in capitalism why do I have to trap my titties too
I smell the color green on my fan and it smells so fuckjng g r e e n
w h y d o i e x I s t
Is this what deteriorating feels like- death and smelling the color green
Okay but hear me out why do we call bacon bacon when we fry it. Like why not call it fucking fryon or something bc we fry it in a fucking pan. Like no one bakes bacon so why tf do we call it bacon
Okay but I wish Katsuki would break my back into the floor fucking me into it like this back pain ain’t even valid smh maybe if I shame it enough it’ll go away
5:19 am fuckers
IM AGAIN A FILTHY BITCH LIAR ITS 5:20
Why didn’t I drop out and become a stripper
The only circumference I would have to fucking know is the circumference of the circle I throw my ass into
It’s past 6 am and I’m pretty sure I went to another plain of existence for 15 minutes
IM STILL ALIVE
I DONT KNOW WHY
I’ve reachinge thy I can’t spell anymore stage Professor I’m sorry I’m deteroristjng
@sleepycorinne Y E E H A W E
I s t I l l e x I t s t
that’s not how you spell exist
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