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WHY DO I KEEP HAVING TO DO THIS?

Another one bites the dust.

I won't say his name, but he's spreading LIES about the 2019-nCoV coronavirus, which causes COVID-19.

It's absolutely pathetic.
This guy claims that "credible sources" have confirmed to him that 2019-nCoV could not have come from bats because they weren't sold at the nearby "wet market."

The name of the market is the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market.

武汉华南海鲜批发市场.
Here's a photo of the closed market.
Now, what you need to understand is that the Chinese SAY their markets sell only seafood because they know that it's bad PR to admit that they eat every endangered animal under the sun.

I've found multiple lists of animals sold at the market, but forget that.
I did what Mr. Multiple Credible Sources DIS NOT Do and O plugged that photo into Google images.

And this is what I found.
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SEAFOOD TO YOU?

Man.

I started liking this guy THREE DAYS AGO.

And now I hate him.

I do not understand the need to scare people.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED IN WUHAN.

This guy said, "The Chinese went in and cleaned out the market. Why would they do that if it sold only seafood?"

EXACTLY, YOU IDIOT.
It took me 15 seconds to find out why the Chinese call these places seafood markets.

And it took me 5 seconds to find a photo of the real market.

And then it took another 5 seconds to prove that they sold animals besides fish and shellfish.
This guy said he's been researching "the real story" for weeks, and he wouldn't reveal it unless there were overwhelming evidence coming in from scientific experts.

None of who did a simply Google Images search.

Inexcusable.
The theory he's peddling is that the Chinese engineered a super bioweapon that attaches itself to our immune system so it can't be cured.

If that were the case, @realDonaldTrump would not be cautiously planning to reopen the country.

No way.
I've literally bet my life on Trump's honesty.

He's the only president I completely trust.

This person who I now hate is saying that people who recover can be reinfected over and over and over.

Again, Trump wouldn't risk our lives if that were true.
We don't know if people who recovered can be reinfected.

But the greatest minds in the country are working on a solution. You bet.

We've already broken every record there is in mitigating and treating this plague. Even if we CAN be reinfected, we can be treated again.
I've spent the day listening to an endless stream of moronism from the entire political spectrum.

What unites them is the indestructible conviction that Trump is not really the president.

They think he's stored in cedar until he's ready to address the country.
Did you see Obama's endorsement of Biden?

It was the final nail in Biden's coffin.

To hear that flimflam man spooling out his patented TV-president shtick after so many years gave me a PTSD flashback.

And I'm not alone.
Obama is beloved when he's invisible and silent.

The last week of his presidency seemed like a year. And now he's offering us the chance to go back in time to lawlessness, corruption, and failure.

His lies about Biden were childish and insulting.
Obama once said in an interview that his greatest weakness is believing his own BS.

After four years of people kissing his butt, he thinks he's going to take Washington by storm.

This is called the "Return to Normal Plan."

The mind boggles.
These are the people Biden is considering for his administration.

Mike Bloomberg at the World Bank

Elizabeth Warren as treasury secretary

Kamala Harris as attorney general

John Kerry as Secretary of State

Also Susan Rice and Sally Yates as assorted lackeys.
And we thought BIDEN had cognitive problems.

His are caused by physical ailments.

Obama is simply delusional.

AS ARE SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE.
Look, the country is handling this FAR BETTER THAN ANYBODY COULD'VE EXPECTED.

The only people causing problems are the press, politicians, and pundits.

IGNORE THEM ALL.

If someone is too stupid to do a simple Google Images search, you have to disregard everything he says.
TRUMP KNOWS MORE ABOUT THIS THAN ANYBODY ON EARTH, with the exception of @VP Pence.

Do they look even SLIGHTLY stressed?

So relax. Trump's got this.

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