starfleet captains as pipes or bongs: a thread

a classic. always there when you need it. a little deconstructed, simple, and can maybe show its age, but it's the time-tested thing. you probably laughed at how silly it looked when you were young, not QUITE knowing what weed was

we're gettin' a little... fancy? branching out? pepper diplomacy in, share the good stuff with a side of sheer ludicrousness. maybe don't pass it to a friend as a first timer- but still a familiar, sound design nonetheless once you get used to it. why does it smell like cologne

it's real out here. the "dad." has to deal with a lot of pressure on multiple fronts- so when you're surrounded by bullshit, you want something to take a strong and reliable hit from. maybe a little old school- you like getting gritty. whatever you do, DON'T pass it to the tailor

it LOOKS like your typical materials, but boy you've made it work and it's a hell of a firecracker. you've fought your way through the good, the bad, and the rankest of coffee AND weeds, and by god you'll finish with a hell of a bang one way or another. wait is this nitro brew

you don't /quite/ know what you're doing; maybe you're JUST starting out, or you COULD be doing better- but you've got a great concept, starting point, and somehow you're gonna make this work. potential and charm, right? wait no don't let rick burnman pack the bowl no god damn it

"oh hell no dude, i swear: last time i smoked with him camping and took a hit off /that/, he went into detail about how he had to knife a guy in the woods who tried to steal his wallet. this was /after/ he chopped down all the bushes in the area with his 18" machete by himself"

we're entering a new era. a little unorthodox, but timeless. you're nostalgic for times gone by and maybe not seen for a just-as-long time. take a hit from this, and not only do you feel professional as hell, but an overwhelming feeling of the fact you just made someone bisexual

"no, i swear, i /don't/ smoke with that other guy. thanks, glad you like it; sorry if it smells like cinnamon, i was inside infusing it into honey from our bees outside next and i left the box on the counter. you wanna go get some wendy's later? and /i'm/ paying this time"

the beloved "i can't do weed" friend so instead smokes and/or has this setup and uppercuts everyone in levels of coolness

the mix of reactions i've gotten from this thread are so wonderfully enjoyable. thank you for enjoying my weed musings