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starfleet captains as pipes or bongs: a thread
a classic. always there when you need it. a little deconstructed, simple, and can maybe show its age, but it& #39;s the time-tested thing. you probably laughed at how silly it looked when you were young, not QUITE knowing what weed was
a classic. always there when you need it. a little deconstructed, simple, and can maybe show its age, but it& #39;s the time-tested thing. you probably laughed at how silly it looked when you were young, not QUITE knowing what weed was
we& #39;re gettin& #39; a little... fancy? branching out? pepper diplomacy in, share the good stuff with a side of sheer ludicrousness. maybe don& #39;t pass it to a friend as a first timer- but still a familiar, sound design nonetheless once you get used to it. why does it smell like cologne
it& #39;s real out here. the "dad." has to deal with a lot of pressure on multiple fronts- so when you& #39;re surrounded by bullshit, you want something to take a strong and reliable hit from. maybe a little old school- you like getting gritty. whatever you do, DON& #39;T pass it to the tailor
it LOOKS like your typical materials, but boy you& #39;ve made it work and it& #39;s a hell of a firecracker. you& #39;ve fought your way through the good, the bad, and the rankest of coffee AND weeds, and by god you& #39;ll finish with a hell of a bang one way or another. wait is this nitro brew
you don& #39;t /quite/ know what you& #39;re doing; maybe you& #39;re JUST starting out, or you COULD be doing better- but you& #39;ve got a great concept, starting point, and somehow you& #39;re gonna make this work. potential and charm, right? wait no don& #39;t let rick burnman pack the bowl no god damn it
"oh hell no dude, i swear: last time i smoked with him camping and took a hit off /that/, he went into detail about how he had to knife a guy in the woods who tried to steal his wallet. this was /after/ he chopped down all the bushes in the area with his 18" machete by himself"
we& #39;re entering a new era. a little unorthodox, but timeless. you& #39;re nostalgic for times gone by and maybe not seen for a just-as-long time. take a hit from this, and not only do you feel professional as hell, but an overwhelming feeling of the fact you just made someone bisexual
"no, i swear, i /don& #39;t/ smoke with that other guy. thanks, glad you like it; sorry if it smells like cinnamon, i was inside infusing it into honey from our bees outside next and i left the box on the counter. you wanna go get some wendy& #39;s later? and /i& #39;m/ paying this time"
the beloved "i can& #39;t do weed" friend so instead smokes and/or has this setup and uppercuts everyone in levels of coolness
the mix of reactions i& #39;ve gotten from this thread are so wonderfully enjoyable. thank you for enjoying my weed musings
