WOW I applied for the self-employed wage subsidy from the NZ government earlier this afternoon, and got a notification it& #39;s been paid just now, literally *hours later*
I& #39;m absolutely amazed by this and so very intensely saddened at how comprehensively the world& #39;s biggest economy is failing its people in this regard. Obviously with a smaller population NZ can be a bit more agile, but Jesus Christ America
I& #39;m hearing Canada& #39;s equivalent programme is operating in a similarly speedy manner, which brings warm feelings to my dual-citizen heart.

The part of me that grew up in the US is fucking furious though
Hoping to move to NZ? Take a long-term approach: it& #39;s currently closed to non-citizens/residents, and will likely remain so awhile. Alternatively, if you& #39;re a billionaire, we& #39;re not *such* a socialist utopia that we don& #39;t just give citizenship to rich folks for no fucking reason.
(Closed due to coronavirus obviously - the government& #39;s goal is to eradicate it from the country entirely, hence the borders remaining closed for a while)
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