".. Like 3 days ago I think..".. My dad's wedding was 2 days ago.. TWO DAYS AGO.. Alright.. Remain composed Ryan.. You're at work.. Just be calm.. I'm like alright.. "Did you use a condom?".. He goes "NEVER.".. I almost threw up on my desk..

So Spain goes.. "Alright I have a question for you..".. At this point I'm so weak I reluctantly say "Sure.".. He goes.. "There was this one night.. Around 3am where you were knocking on her door.. What was that about?".. I take a second.. I ask "How do you know that?"......

He goes.. "Well my dog was barking and I was inside.. She told me not to open it.. Was that you?".. I blank stare at my computer........ "Spain....... That.. Was... YOUR.. DOG?".. "Yeah bro".. I'm dizzy.. She told me she was dog watching for her girl that night and wasn't home..

Before deciding to message Spain.. I had no idea what to expect from this conversation.. So I decided to record the call.. I hung up and just sent her the recording.. She had the nerve to reply with "So you messaged him anyway? Alright.".. I'm like nah you don't get to do that..

I proceed to add them both to a group on whatsapp.. I'm done with the games.. This ends NOW.. She comments in the group "This is immature.".. Lmfao.. Anyway.. "Spain.. Have you and her been together and had sex.. Yes or no?".. Now SPAIN comments.. "Bro prove you did..".. WHAT!?

WHAT IS HAPPENING.. WE JUST HAD A CALL.. YOU'RE QUESTIONING ME!? I'm genuinely confused.. She leaves the group and so does he.. I'm sitting at my desk in AMAZEMENT.. What the hell happened lmfao WHAT MRNFNEJFEKFNRJF.. Anyway.. They can have each other.