Doodee not bein athletic kinda annoying. I know he only 3 but he da worst player in every sport on his teams. Hopefully he inherit my basketball skills. He already got my muscular physique. He got diesel arms already and he a toddler so we’ll see.

Then da fact I was good at every sport kills me. I even did sports niggas usually don’t play like wrestling and baseball and he is literally da worst player on da field. Basketball his last test. I haven’t had a proud dad moment yet

Everybody sayin “he only 3” but I saw some Godly toddlers on his team. It was a 4 year old named Lewis wit lesbian parents and he was da best player on our team. I was on da sideline tellin Doodee to help Lewis. They asked me to be a coach cuz i was so passionate lmaooo

Imma grown ass man yellin at everybody kids because we trash and my son da worst player on da team SMFH

And i know ppl cap and exaggerate on dis app but my son had literally scored a total of ZERO POINTS IN EVERY SPORT. He don’t do SHIT my guy. He betta learn how to rap or somethin at dis rate

He ain’t gotta be a DAWG but I don’t wanna have da worst kid on da squad lmaoooo I be like damn I can’t even brag on my boy.

And he a crybaby