Roasting the FUCK out of your zodiac signs, even my own haha

— a Thread

Disclaimer:

If you are sensitive to the point where you are gonna send me hate... just don’t fucking read the Thread??? Or don’t be a crybaby??? Ofc not everyone under this zodiac is like this but based on my own experiences with each sign.

Aries-

Word of advice: shut the fuck up. Like, calm down, please. Loud ass mfs. AND SO AGGRESSIVE?? FOR WHAT?? Just. Calm. Take some deep breaths and shhhhhh. Y’all really just so fucking much to deal with. It’s just, why are you yelling all the time?

Taurus-

I have never met an interesting Taurus. I’m sorry. Not. YALL ARE BORING AJFVSVJFBS. I can predict what you are gonna do, before you do it. Also,, stubborn?? Won’t take no as answer. Also y’all throw the biggest fits?? Jesus-

Gemini-

I hate you. But I love you. You all Drive me fucking insane. Everything is so intense with y’all. AND NO MATTER WHAT YALL SAY YOU ARE 2 FACED!!!! Every Gemini I’ve met, talks so much shit and then smiles in their face. I don’t get it. You will get your Ass beat one day.

Cancer-

Fellow water sign, hello. But you need to stop whining about EVERYTHING. It’s too hot. Too cold. The slightest inconvenience and you are like sobbing. Please stop. If anyone is gonna complain about this thread, it’s y’all fucking cancers-

Leo-

Stubborn!!! Not everything is about you!!! Also, stop butting into conversations that you’re not in??? If you’re not the center of attention, you just like fucking die. Go sit tf down ffs.

Virgo-

You. Bitches. You think everything has to go YOUR way. It won’t. Selfish too. You think you Know everything and that you’re all that... you’re not. Stop telling me how to live my life, thank you.