My Best Friends Wedding.
1. Julia Roberts character is 28. They made they're "if we're still single we'll get married pact" for TWENTY-EIGHT.
2. Cameron Diaz is 20. She's a junior IN COLLEGE. HE'S MARRYING A GODDAMN CHILD
3. Julia Roberts never got a wedding invitation.

3.5. Even though she's his best friend. And Cameron Diaz loves her and wants to meet her in the story. No invitation.
4. He tells her A DAY BEFORE THE FANCY WEDDING STARTS. It's a 4 day wedding type event. But no invitation.
5. Cameron asks her to be her maid of honor

5.5. MAID OF HONOR. An hour after she meets her. So she's a rich bish socialite with literally NO FRIENDS??? NONE??? She can't ask her cousins because she says they are sluts.
6. First twenty minutes of the movie dude guy walks in on Julia half naked. Is like, YOU LOOK HOT

6.5. Again. He is MARRYING A CHILD. But is telling the other woman he used to fuck how hot she is naked. But we're rooting for him?
7. I fell asleep but now I think I remember the movie ends with Julia Roberts sleeping with a gay guy. CAN ANYONE CONFIRM. Refuse to google

8. Please let women write and direct more movies. Two dudes wrote and directed this and didn't even know/care how weddings work even though wedding is in the title and Cameron Diaz was 20, thx bye

*their. AHHHHH!!!!!!!