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I've been played ONCE in my life.. She was good.. Great even.. A real professional.. She covered all her tracks immaculately.. She used my non-invasive personality against me.. She won.. Until she didn't.. Here's the story..
First week of talking she invites me to her condo warming party.. I pull up and all her friends are there.. Girls and guys.. Mind you I barely know her at this point.. So I don't know anyone there.. But I'm social so we get to playing some drinking games..
I don't know who made this game up.. But we all agree to put a bunch of questions into a bowl and EVERYONE has to answer whatever question anyone pulls out.. The bowl comes to me and the question is "when was the last time you had sex?".. Who set me up!? Holy.. Anyway I answer..
Remember we've only been talking for a week.. We hadn't slept together yet.. So my answer was about to shake the room.. I tell the truth and say "3 days ago".. As I avoid all eye contact with her.. I may have just shot myself..
Now there's this Spanish yute sitting directly across from me and beside her.. It's his turn to answer that same question.. I wasn't entirely certain at the time.. But I'm PRETTY SURE he whispers to the girl I'm seeing "when was the last time again?".. And he says "last week"..
............ Pardon? Nah.. It's the liquor I'm tripping.. She doesn't have a man she's currently smashing in the room right now.. Nope.. I convince myself I was must have misheard and the game continues.. It's her turn to answer.. She gets up and "gets everyone drinks"..
I'm like "It's your turn".. She goes "you guys keep playing.. I'm just getting more liquor for everybody".. I give her the shifty eyes.. But I didn't want to make it an issue.. Especially since nobody in the room even knew me.. But I'm TRIPPING inside..
I can't stop thinking about Spain POTENTIALLY whispered to her.. So much so I can't even focus anymore.. And I proceed to leave around 2am.. It's late anyway.. So I make that my excuse for the abrupt decision to stop playing.. She notices I'm off and meets me at the door..
She's like "everything ok?".. Of course I lie and hit her with "I'm good.. Just getting tired".. I can tell she doesn't buy it.. I can see she's trying to replay the night and locate the moment she slipped up.. But we both hold composure and I leave..
I sit in my car for 20 minutes.. Then I text her "Listen.. I know we're not even together and we just started talking.. But don't invite me to a party with a man you're fucking".. I couldn't keep it in any longer.. But she was ready..
She responds with the vintage "wth are you talking about?" line.. So I continue to tell her about what I believed I heard.. "Spain turned to you and asked you when was the last time".. This is where she goes into her bag.. "First of all.. Me and Spain are ONLY friends.."
"He didn't ask me when was the last time him and I had sex.. He asked when was the last time he TOLD me he had sex.. Because he's always telling me about chicks he's fucking".. Bruh........ At the time I felt like an IDIOT.. And because I barely knew her.. Now I look CRAZY..
Because I now felt like a damn psychopath.. I apologize.. I APOLOGIZE.. And tell her come outside so I can tell her in person.. She comes and she milks me for all I got.. "I can't believe you would think I would do that? Wow.".. I apologize AGAIN.. She leaves and drive home..
Fast forward.. We get past that "mishap" and we continue to talk for the next 7 months.. Truthfully without any issue.. No fights.. Met her family.. She met mine.. But I haven't made her my girlfriend yet because that night in week 1 still hasn't left my mind..
My dad is getting married.. And he asks if I want to invite her as a guest.. Now my dad's WEDDING is no small thing.. So I had to really think hard if I would bring her to that.. After some thought I decide she's been amazing for 7 months.. Why not right?.. Well..
For the entire time we've been talking.. I hadn't posted a single photo of her.. Kept it on the low because I had my concerns.. But if she's coming to my dad's wedding.. I felt this was the day I'd make her my girl.. And release it publicly with my first post of us..
It's reception time and the DJ is playing some TRACKS.. I ask my dad's friend to record us dancing to the Cha Cha Slide because we were hitting it NASTY.. It's time.. I post it on Instagram and continue to dance with my "girl"..........
It's blowing up.. Hundreds of comments.. Thousands of views.. And a special dm request.. I open the request and it's him.. Spain.. With one question.. And one question alone.. "Why are you posting my girl?".......... I delete the video immediately.. Didn't even think twice..
At this point we had left reception and I was shooting an event and had told her to meet me there.. She arrives with a text.. "I'm here babe".. I reply "Excellent.".. I meet her outside and tell her let's go for a walk.. She's like "what's going on?".. I repeat "A WALK."..
Straight to business.. I have so much energy right now.. "Why is Spain in my dms?".. Again.. She's prepared like a navy seal.. "Wow.. He's funny.. This guy has been jealous for years.. Why is he doing this shit? Omg.".. I stare at her.. She lies so comfortably this is nuts..
I have to get back inside to finish shooting.. So I park this conversation.. But my mind is racing.. The event ends and we head back to her place.. I tell her we'll talk in the morning and I go to sleep.. First thing in the morning I wake her up with "So TALK."..
She tells me how there is nothing between them.. And that she'll handle it "But don't message him.".. My brain and emotions are all over the place at this point.. I agree to her terms.. And head home.. But I'm TRIPPING..
The next morning I'm at work.. And I can't even focus at my desk.. I know she said don't message him.. But I NEED ANSWERS.. I'm messaging him fuck it.. I send him a dm with my phone number and "call me.".. He calls in 1.5988 seconds.. I get right into it..
"So Spain.. Let's cut to the chase.. Have you had sex with her?".. Man laughs and responds with "She didn't tell you?".. I'm like tell me what?.. Just answer the damn question Spain.. He's like "Bro.. We dated for 4 years and lived together.. What do you think?".. I pause......
I compose myself and ask again with whatever hope I had left.. "Spain.. Did you have sex with her?".. He goes "Of course man.. Have you?".. I tell him we've been talking for 7 months so definitely.. So then I ask when was the last time?.. He goes "Umm.."..
".. Like 3 days ago I think..".. My dad's wedding was 2 days ago.. TWO DAYS AGO.. Alright.. Remain composed Ryan.. You're at work.. Just be calm.. I'm like alright.. "Did you use a condom?".. He goes "NEVER.".. I almost threw up on my desk..
So Spain goes.. "Alright I have a question for you..".. At this point I'm so weak I reluctantly say "Sure.".. He goes.. "There was this one night.. Around 3am where you were knocking on her door.. What was that about?".. I take a second.. I ask "How do you know that?"......
He goes.. "Well my dog was barking and I was inside.. She told me not to open it.. Was that you?".. I blank stare at my computer........ "Spain....... That.. Was... YOUR.. DOG?".. "Yeah bro".. I'm dizzy.. She told me she was dog watching for her girl that night and wasn't home..
Before deciding to message Spain.. I had no idea what to expect from this conversation.. So I decided to record the call.. I hung up and just sent her the recording.. She had the nerve to reply with "So you messaged him anyway? Alright.".. I'm like nah you don't get to do that..
I proceed to add them both to a group on whatsapp.. I'm done with the games.. This ends NOW.. She comments in the group "This is immature.".. Lmfao.. Anyway.. "Spain.. Have you and her been together and had sex.. Yes or no?".. Now SPAIN comments.. "Bro prove you did..".. WHAT!?
WHAT IS HAPPENING.. WE JUST HAD A CALL.. YOU'RE QUESTIONING ME!? I'm genuinely confused.. She leaves the group and so does he.. I'm sitting at my desk in AMAZEMENT.. What the hell happened lmfao WHAT MRNFNEJFEKFNRJF.. Anyway.. They can have each other.
This just in.. A friend just messaged me about the girl from the story.. She's like "You won't believe who she's dating now..".. I haven't seen or spoken to Spain girl since 2017.. Turns out I know the man she's NOW with.. Another dude that ain't Spain.. I'm staying out of this.
THE END.
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