On a happier note, let’s share some of the weird things we believed as kids. Either because our parents are liars or we just misunderstood.

I’ll start. When our cats would die, my dad told my siblings & i they went to work at the deli at Walmart, which was basically cat heaven.
My friend believed if a June bug landed on you in any month other than June, you got cancer. My brother told her that.
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