Meg, sorting through and purging DVDs: “we don’t need Aquamarine, do we?”
“I have 2 copies of National Treasure... do we keep the full screen or the wide screen?

...I mean I guess I can just keep both of them.”
“Is Vinn Diesel, like.... real?”
“Do we need to keep Ice Age 2: The Meltdown?”
“This one still has the ‘new’ sticker on it. Shit’s old.”
“I’ll have you know we WILL be keeping ‘Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus’ AND ‘Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses.’”
*opens DVD case*

“B I T C H.”
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