Ya know, it really IS both kinda funny and kinda sad if the dreams in which you’re dying are the best you’ve ever had. Like.........why? Why are you having such literal dreams? Is the dying the good part, or does that just happen in your winning the Super Bowl dreams?

What if, this is real for me, you dream you marry a potato, and live as teeth farmers, growing teeth in a field, and as you grow older the potato turns into a steak fry, into a regular cut fry, into a chip, to show the ravages of age, and you die together, happy. Does that count?

That potato WAS the best I ever had...

I miss him