Who would be the Lord of the Rings elves in church world?

I assumed it would be the Episcopalians; however, it occurred to me they would be the wizards.

I think the elves would be the Presbyterians.

Hobbits are Quakers.

The Orcs would be the Baptists.

The Ents might be Wiccans but they tend to burn stuff so maybe they would be Druids.

The UCC might be Tom Bombadill, who likes to sing to trees and rescue people.