Top tip: don’t find out your house has fleas during lockdown.

“You’re going to need to be out of the house for at least three hours”. Oh, sure, that sounds fine. Definitely not the opposite of the instructions from the Government. Definitely many places open that we can go to for hours.

The great irony in all this is that I just spent $500 on a Dyson which obviously didn’t come in time for the big pre-clean, and the big man says we’re not allowed to vacuum for at least a week once the house is treated

*bug man