In other news:
I just sliced off an entire chunk of my finger (like, a CHUNK), patched myself up (s/o to my oddly well stocked first aid kit), & immediately went back to the 2nd hour of my workout so...
If this isnt proof I'd THRIVE in the zombie apocalypse, I don't know what is
Also regarding this-
I think I may 100% be in actual physical shock right now but the fact that even in shock I'm managing to get shit done is... comforting to me???
Anyways if I bleed out and die from this when theres a pandemic going on I will be v mad.
CIRCLING BACK TO THIS
I was deffo in shock bc I had to redress the bandages and HOLY SHIT IT HURTS SO MUCH
Broke my pseudo sobriety and had like 3 shots of whiskey but I still feel like dying
ALSO
If anyone has some extra gauze and/or medical tape around and would like to donate it to me that would be lovely because I may have bleed through my entire supply
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