Elizabeth likes Orlando bloom and he’s poor but she’s engaged (?) to a rich dude. She has a magic pirate pendant that she found on child OB when they met (he was ship wrecked) the zombie pirates need the pirate pendant to remove a curse and so they kidnap her - https://twitter.com/ginadivittorio/status/1250173709958164486

thinking she’s the daughter of OB’s dad (because his dad is a past pirate and would have the necklace and they need his blood or something to cure the zombie curse???) I know Jack sparrow is there but I couldn’t tell you why. I think he and OB team up to get Elizabeth back?? -

Oh yeah they have like a sword fight and then get together to fight pirates idk. Stuff happens and the curse is lifted by OB just as barbosa (I think that’s his name?) has time to die (or not? Idk I know he’s in other movies too). And then Elizabeth runs off to marry OB. End of 1

The other movies... happened? I know there’s a jar of dirt? And calypso? And Davy Jones I think is the octopus beard guy??? And a sword fight on a giant barrel thingy? And one has a mermaid I think??? I know there’s one scene where they have Ching Shih which I thought was cool???

Anyway here’s this thread no one asked for