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i decided to rewatch Survivor: Cook Islands because i honestly don’t recall anything about it besides it being the first time Ozzy played (bless) so i’m gonna live tweet my reactions !!
OMFG PARVATI i forgot this was her first season too!!!!
LMAO THEY DIVIDED THE TEAMS BY RACE IM SCREAMING WHYYYYY
“4 teams: asian american, caucasian, latino, and african american” s t o p
OMG THIS IS YUL’S SEASON TOO - okay we’ll now i know who wins lmao - this season is iconic
“GET OVERBOARD TIME IS UP!!!!” - @JeffProbst
this is jonathan’s season too that fckn guy
i can’t wait to see parvati start flirting
cao boi - loves it
“different ethnic groups, is that kosher?” - parvati
ozzy’s camo survivor shirt
dude what this season was from 2006 !!!! 14 YEARS AGO
i was 9 when this season premiered
And i remember being so in love with ozzy... damn 9 year old me was wildin
i agrée with pretty much what Jenny said... how even within their ethnic groups theyre still super mixed so it’s weird they divided them by race and ethnicity... weird call survivor
why are they all hating on cao boi lmao he’s just doing his own thing tryna have fun
i’ve always thought that african americans were always underrepresented in survivor... in this season there are 5 african american people and that’s the most i can honestly recall in past seasons
it’s usually mostly white people lmao yikes
how do you forget the chickens are under the box lmao
i’m calling it she did it on purpose lmaoo
i like stephannie the most on this tribe, she’s calling it like it is
adam and candace are gonna piss the f off
cao boi is just tryna help i can’t stand that they’re all laughing at him :(
can we get to a challenge already
oh thank goodness finally
jeff’s ducking cow boy hat
i wish they’d do more challenges an episode
enough of this 1 challenge for both reward and immunity 
why they always gotta call out the fat person for slowing the tribe down
adam is such a bro i can’t deal with him
they forgot their damn puzzle pieces i can’t
jeff is also wearing pants he never wears anything but shorts
I FORGOT ABOUT EXILE ISLAND
“the two men decided and the women stayed back why was that” “well the men decided to take control of it” jeff: “okay” lmaoooo bruh
wait, was this the first season with hidden immunity idols ?
why did they stop doing exile island ?
i really hope the women vote one of the men out
sekou is really sexist
“this isn’t a cat walk it’s about surviving so we can have fire” “but there isn’t any fire yet” “well when i make one you guys better keep it going if you’re gonna vote me out” BUT THERE ISNT EVEN A FIRE WHAT DO U MEANNNNN
“its gonna be sad to say goodbye to someone tonight” damn this was back in the day when people still felt bad about voting people out 
i also forgot how different the music used to be
i’m vibing to it right now
WHOD U VOTE FOR STEPHANNIEEEEEE
bye sekou
the way this is going it looks like nate will be next if this tribe loses again
scenes from our next episode: ozzy wants to throw the challenge to get billy out because he’s lazy LMAO
damn i forgot people used to throw challenges too just to vote someone out lmaooo, the game has changed so much in the past 14 years
do they still recap the previous episode in the new seasons? why do i feel like they don’t... am i just being dumb?
okay i’m done live tweeting, i’m just gonna enjoy episode 2 by my lonesome 
