"During these times he's an absolute fool if he doesn't reply to them to see what they have in mind. Unless he's already swimming in money, which I doubt he is."

Oy, vey. The lulz I get from that comment.

Let's clear some things up in this thread though in five points:

1. I'm not ungrateful for an offer to interview. I'm currently part of a great team who I love working with that fits my lifestyle and schedule perfectly.

2. I'm aware of the privilege that comes with the ability to decline going through a song-and-dance interview process for an unknown job I haven't sought out.

3. I have zero desire to move to the Bay Area because the cost of living is way more than my current location.

4. Restating: I am really, REALLY happy with my current team.

Finally?

5. I have no desire to work for a company that large. I've been up for positions at large companies previously, and I've turned them down. Rank and file is not my style.