Why didn&
#39;t the electric eel get into heaven?
Because it had no sole.
I&
#39;m thinking of deleting this. You don&
#39;t deserve this kind of torture my humble followers. You deserve better.
I kid, I kid. That&
#39;s got to be up there though for one of my worst dad jokes yet. Stay tuned, there&
#39;ll be worse!
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