Why didn& #39;t the electric eel get into heaven?

Because it had no sole.
I& #39;m thinking of deleting this. You don& #39;t deserve this kind of torture my humble followers. You deserve better.
I kid, I kid. That& #39;s got to be up there though for one of my worst dad jokes yet. Stay tuned, there& #39;ll be worse!
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