Obviously I need to clear up some things because people are fucking idiots on here. First, my entire town has had no power since Sunday night (and the town over) due to a nasty storm, so I haven't been on Twitter since early Sunday afternoon. Second, if you people took

FIVE SECONDS to fucking read, you would realise you are being FOOLED. THAT IS NOT ME IN THE SCREENSHOTS! Someone used a picture of me to catfish that coworker, if that's even the true story

I've though a lot about how I wanted to approach this, and this may not be the proper way but fuck it because who cares what I have to say.

Here's my phone number, iPhone users, go ahead and give it a text and pay attention to the color of your message

(870) 308-6674

Is it green? Yes! It is. Because I, unlike the user in the screenshot, use an Android.

Next thing, I do not use the C word like that. If someone does not respond immediately, I check in to see if they're okay.

Furthermore, with messages that come in, I will LIVE TWEET the conversation as best I can, due to having no power, low battery, and limited service areas in my house.

If the original creator of the fake conversation would like to come clean and apologize, I will forgive them

And not proceed to press charges for impersonation.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, now get out of my DMs requests because I do not know who any of you are.