Okay I've never done this live tweet thing but finally going to sit down and watch Tiger King. I'm already in episode in and what the actually fuck. That is my summary of episode one. #IMustHateMyself
50 seconds into episode 2. You people weren't kidding he actually put on a fucking EMS jacket.
Does anybody know how many people took the refund to how many took the rain check? Because I would bet most took the rain check. Lord knows I would have at that point talked about a great ad!
I love the fact that he had to remind the kid not to stick his hand into any cages when doing chores.
Tiger attack blah blah blah #TigerKing
The smile on her face as she said amputated. That shit was creepy as hell.
2 years of reconstructive surgery or amputation? Just amputated because the longer I stay in this Hospital the media wins. Joe Exotic has a Charisma level of 20 with a modifier of + 15. To get people to say that type of shit.
I will say Richard Kirkman is a professional journalist at all times
I 100% thought the guy lost his legs to Tigers. Never would have imagined zip-lining accident. I don't know which one is cooler?
Of course there is something addicting about being with these animals they're fucking exotic animals! I Can Only Imagine The Rush that they bring being around.
Excuse me is this guy riding an elephant down the street?
Why yes, yes he is riding an elephant into the river. Nothing to see here apparently?
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