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PIE IS THE BEST LUBE: a thread
1. texture variety!!
slimy for smooth!! can be floury for rough!! u name it
slimy for smooth!! can be floury for rough!! u name it
2. you’ll never run out
haven’t had enough sex? just use more pie!! u have a whole pie left!!
haven’t had enough sex? just use more pie!! u have a whole pie left!!
3. variety of tastes
there’s many flavors! sick of pumpkin coochie? have apple! sick of apple? have chocolate!!
there’s many flavors! sick of pumpkin coochie? have apple! sick of apple? have chocolate!!
4. adds extra spice to ur sex life 
you’ve heard of yeast INfection but have you heard of yeast INside you!!
you’ve heard of yeast INfection but have you heard of yeast INside you!!
and that’s it the end of my pie lube thread thank u for tuning in special credits to @tendouswhore and @bbocp
the end of my pie lube thread thank u for tuning in special credits to @tendouswhore and @bbocp
