PIE IS THE BEST LUBE: a thread
1. texture variety!!
slimy for smooth!! can be floury for rough!! u name it ☄️
2. you’ll never run out
haven’t had enough sex? just use more pie!! u have a whole pie left!! 🥧
3. variety of tastes✊🏻✊🏻
there’s many flavors! sick of pumpkin coochie? have apple! sick of apple? have chocolate!!
4. adds extra spice to ur sex life ✨
you’ve heard of yeast INfection but have you heard of yeast INside you!!
and that’s it ✨✨ the end of my pie lube thread thank u for tuning in special credits to @tendouswhore and @bbocp
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