PIE IS THE BEST LUBE: a thread

1. texture variety!!
slimy for smooth!! can be floury for rough!! u name it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☄️" title="Comet" aria-label="Emoji: Comet">

2. you’ll never run out
haven’t had enough sex? just use more pie!! u have a whole pie left!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥧" title="Pie" aria-label="Emoji: Pie">

3. variety of tasteshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✊🏻" title="Raised fist (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised fist (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✊🏻" title="Raised fist (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised fist (light skin tone)">
there’s many flavors! sick of pumpkin coochie? have apple! sick of apple? have chocolate!!

4. adds extra spice to ur sex life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
you’ve heard of yeast INfection but have you heard of yeast INside you!!

and that’s it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> the end of my pie lube thread thank u for tuning in special credits to @tendouswhore and @bbocp