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alright top 10 tumblr posts of all time in order of how often they have completely impeded my thought process and made it difficult to function in my daily life
10. a classic. just an absolute fucking classic. this image manifests as my sleep paralysis demon
9. you know her and you love her, coming in hot at number nine its did louis die
8. this one isnt even that funny i swear to god but nothing takes me out the way microsoft excel 2007 does
7. MEN WILL SEE A MOUSE AND EAT IT
6. another one that is literally not funny but absolutely fucking SENDS me to this day
5. los feratu is going to haunt me to my grave
4. NOTHINGGGGGGGGG HAS EVER COME CLOSE TO MAKING ME FEEL THE EMOTIONS I FELT THE FIRST TIME I READ THESE WORDS
3. i literally dont know what to say about this one like there is nothing i can productively add to this
2. iconic. genuinely. not a day passes where i dont find myself softly mumbling this. has aged like a fine fucking wine
before i get to what is – inarguably – the greatest fucking tumblr post of all time, here are the honorable mentions that have all the punch of an intrusive thought but simply did not make the top 10. do you know what its like to work in the only museum that has alive bitches
1. here we go. here it is. the cheesefuckler. he fuckles the cheese. it has been so many fucking years and i still shed real human tears every time i think about this post. i think the tumblr user formerly known as scottbaiowulf deserves a nobel prize for this
