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Already annoyed he made me rent it. Haha.
What the hell is a cheese sandwich factory?!
Wait, so the main character isn't Freddy?
... just grabbing a horse dick and that's it? Like... that's the end of that scene, ok, here's LA.

Am I high?
Well, now I know why Jeff grabs inanimate objects and pretends their penises.
No one is questioning why he is dressed like a police officer from the UK? Or that he looks like a psycho?
Jeff is currently trying to pitch that he's being a "dramatic actor" because he was putting a fake gun in his mouth and basically giving it a blowjob.
Welp, I'm uncomfortable. He's wearing a dead deer on the road.

Oh wait, maybe this trucker killed him and I don't have to watch anymore.

Crap... He's alive.
Ok, the kid eating shit into the car was funny. I'll give him that.
Why is Rip Torn pretending to be German? That has nothing to do with the entire movie...
Ok, I take that back. Rip Torn is the best part of this movie. Screaming out the window in frustration is a whole mood.
Why do these women in a hospital randomly have tamborine drums?

Oh hell no he's not trying to deliver a baby. Come on. This movie is a full on Tom Green acid trip.
Oh god, the umbilical cord/swinging a bloody baby around the room might make me want to puke more.

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Jeff is losing it at a taped umbilical cord and I'm just trying to get over how annoying that girls laugh is.
Rip Torn is still the best part of this movie. Him no selling the dad joke from Freddy was perfect.
In what world are Tom Green and Rip Torn the same size that the suit fits him perfectly, even if it is backwards.
Him yelling in the restaurant is giving me second hand anxiety for Betty. I want to hide in a hole for her.
No one can tell me this wasn't all a very weird acid trip that Tom had and decided to make it into a movie.
What the actual hell is going on with the sausages on strings...
The movie is named after an insane line that has nothing to do with the plot? Really.
How are they taking a full grown adult out of his home like he's a child? What the hell?
I do not feel bad for Rip Torn ripping up his drawings. He got his father labeled as a sexual predator because he was mad at him for telling him to be an actual adult.

Although I didn't need to see him drunk showing his butt to his son. 😂
So he showed up to the airport JUST to make fun of his girlfriend?

WHY IS THE ADULT BROTHER IN A CHILDRENS HOME?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Oh now he's wasting cheese?

Fucking monster.
Jeff and I both do agree the soundtrack has been solid. I'll give him that.
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