The President is just freestyling a list of companies he's heard of like an intense eight-year-old naming all the Pokemon off the top of her head

This part of the speech reminds me something very important I learned early on about clients:
1. Never accept a client who travels with an entourage;
2. Never take a client or trust a person who opens the discussion with a list of all the famous people they know.

Is . . . he just reading all of LinkedIn

I never get used to how much of his words are just useless extra stuff that you'd cut out of an eighth grader's essay with a big fat red pen