Our military superiority is maintained, praise be. https://twitter.com/mrglenn/status/1250186850414854145
Better shaved than saved.

Better faded and invaded

Better shorn and mourned

better high and tight than spry and right
If the military really wanted you to have a short haircut it would have issued you Nair.
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