When I went for an interview at my high school, the principal introduced me to this one bruh Jasper and the other bruh Muhammad Jasper, but they weren’t people...that was just the names of his kanes.

I was short at the time, much like I am now but veeery very innocent so when he asked my mom if he had permission to hit me if I stepped out of line and she said yes I laughed because I didn’t think this man would actually hit someone like me

Little did I know, I wouldn’t be as innocent as time passed by. Most of the time we’d get hit by either the vice with his kane, or the teachers with their planks, samboks...or anything they could find but my principal, he’s pak was the real deal.

He’d give you that solid paks that look like speed bumps and even though you’d be in so much pain, you always left with a smile...ahhh good times.

I really do miss him though. More than anything else, he really believed in me and I think all his students would say the same, but he’s into gardening now. I don’t know why I started this thread but if anyone wants to add some fun stories about the MAIN PALIE, be my guest