A Thread of some really Dumb but Fun questions:

1) One million Dollars Or free flights for the rest of your life?

2) live rich af! for 20 years and die Or live poor af! for 50 years and get rich after then?

3) A rich partner that cheats or a poor partner that’s loyal?

4) 2 million Naira or finding true genuine love?

5)(female) big penis that’s lasts 5 minutes or small penis that lasts 30 minutes?

6) Movie date or Picnic?

7) 10k credit alert right now or your crush falling for you?

8) WizKid or Davido?

9) Walk around your street butt naked for 500k or nahh

10) Naira Marley or Zlantan?

11) Legend Or The Seeker or Merlin

12) Game of Thrones or Money Heist

13) Lose one of your hands and collect 50 million Naira on the spot or nahh?

14)Do you have sense?

15) What haven’t you been retweeting, Oya go back and retweet

16) Will you give up your present family never to see them again if Bill Gates ask to adopt you or nahh?

17) Will you rather be sad and rich or happy and poor?

18) Phone or Android?

19) Kilishi or Suya?

20) Your life or your money?

21) 5 million Naira right now or 50 million Naira in 10 years?

22) Collect 10 million Naira and Corona outbreak last for another 12 month or say NO and Corona end rn?

23) A day without food or a week without internet?

24) If God could grant you 3 wishes right now what would they be?

25) + 100k twitter followers or 500k cash?

Revive a dead loved one or take 10 million Naira cash?

27) Another 4 years of Buhari and take 2 million Naira cash of a new president and take zero Naira.

Watch someone have consensual sex with your partner for 5 million Naira or NEVER?

29) You don’t use to listen why have you not been retweeting? Oya go back to the top

30) Are you single? (be honest)

31) Would you cheat for a million naira (be honest)

32) 1 intense round that lasts 30 minutes of 3 rounds that last 10 minutes? ?

33) Chicken Republic or Item 7(ilorin)?

34) Dominos or Debonaira?

35) A loud wedding or a lowkey wedding ?

36) Spend 1 month in Kirikiri for your partner or snitch on them and hey set free?

37) Will you take and opportunity you experience your childhood days again?

38) A job that pays 200k/month or 10 million Naira right now?

39)@ someone beautiful/handsome?

40)@ someone with a big ass please?

41)@ your crush if them born you well?

42) since you’re stingy with Retweet Atleast be liking, just press

43) Stay single and live your best life or have a family and live and average life?

44) Guy! Don’t watch porn this night please pity your penis

45) Girl, go easy on your clit, don’t do DJ with it this night, let it rest

46) A chance to go quarantine with the love of your life in a nice location or 100k right now?

47) You have the chance to bring back one dead Celebrity who will it be?

48) Ability to read minds or ability to time travel?

49) Marvel or DC?

50) Are you happy right now? What’s making you sad if you care to share?

51) Unlimited data to access just Twitter or Unlimited Internet to access all other platforms?

52) Delete your Twitter page and start afresh for 50k

53) @ your favorite person on twitter

54) I hope you find peace and happiness

55) If you’re in an abusive relationship please leave, don’t let love blind you from the truth there is always someone better.

57) 10 years from now what do you hope to have achieved?

58) A job that pays 500k/month in Nigeria or a job that pays 100k/month in Canada?

59) your dream country?

60) what makes you genuinely happy? (Don’t say money that’s a general answer)