I seriously believe the Godzilla movies should include graphic sequences in which he kills civilians by answering nature's call for the lols.
It's a bit much not to expect that a giant radioactive lizard isn't going to both bescumber parts of a major world metropolis, and, whilst doing so, kill civilians as a result.
Ten minutes right at the emotional apex of the movie, he relieves himself killing thousands, including major characters, and then the media in the film have to report how they died.
You know, the recently reacquainted distant father dies in a massive dollop of Godzilla stront dropping from thirty stories, not standing a chance.
Thousands are overcome by ammonia as torrential Godzilla piss overwhelms them.
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