if you’re curious about the education system here, all children attend school from age 4. lessons are taught by benjamin simmaneur and walter van beirendonck with guest lecturers including jacquemus, christelle kocher and paul smith
every first monday of may on the island, hf tweeters get together to celebrate the infamous met gala. however due to covid-19, it will be an online event hosted by @HFMetGala
this day is a public bank holiday and you will find the islanders dressing up towards its theme, this year being “about time: fashion and duration”.
for a wonderful dining experience, why not visit the restaurant, versace vegans, for a fine dining experience. founded by @moocciaprada and @antifashun.
you’ll find yourself eating in an all cow print interior. and don’t worry, it’s an all vegan restaurant, beef is not on the menu. to book please DM them via their instagram @ versacevegans
and don’t forget to try the tiramisu at the fanciest cafe on the island, the fendi caffe. make sure to book it ahead of time, otherwise you’re in for a long wait outside!
if you’re looking to really live like a hf tweeter, why not shop at the chanel shopping centre supermarket, built in 2014. try its wonderful selection of wines, fizzy drinks, cheese and meats and pop it in your chain embellished shopping basket or colourful trolley!
hf twitter island is a land with such an interesting history that has developed into many different cultures and aesthetics, so take time to explore the whole country and really get a feel of it!
why not take a road trip across the whole country in the new tesla cybertruck
enjoy the sunrises and sunsets whilst reading the island’s holy book, vogue italia and wearing a jacquemus oversized sun hat and leisurely drinking from your prada water bottle on the beach.
for a wonderful shopping experience why not head down to the all new nook street market for exclusive designer goods from simone rocha to charlotte knowles.
and if that’s not enough, why not hang out with the animal crossing pocket camp and new horizons peoples and explore a new form of digital art and design.
why not hit the leisure centre and gym for a fun round of exercise whilst sporting a sporty and rich outfit inspired by princess diana. enjoy everything from sprinting, weights, cycling and swimming!
visit the island’s brutalist library building and explore the country in real academic depth from vogue US’s first issue, to the renewed vogue greece that was reissued in 2019. and enjoy books about charles frederick worth, paul pioret, and issey miyake.
explore a new world and lose yourself to the history of art, fashion and interiors because this is where it’s all at!
thank you for choosing hf twitter and hf twitter airlines, we really hope you enjoy your stay! you have made a wonderful choice in booking your holiday here!
and remember, live like a hf tweeter, not like a local!
disclosure the artwork on the flag and aeroplanes is by megan tatem for @theprophetpizza’s article about hf twitter in march 2019
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