Third year, Deku gets dragged to a cafe by Denki and Eijiro because Mina told them that they would not BELIEVE who’s working there on the weekends to make extra money.

#bkdk

The cafe Deku is dragged to is in the city, a part of Tokyo that you definitely need to be 18+

to be in. On there way to the “cafe” as Eijiro and Denki keep calling it, people keep cat calling them. Deku’s been asked to “come here pretty boy” more times than he can count, and truth be told, his virgin ass is nervous.

“Are we almost there, Kirishima?” He asks rubbing

his arms. He suddenly feels much colder than he did moments before. Eijiro turns towards Izuku with a reassuring smile on his face.

“Yeah, you doing okay? We’re almost there.”

Izuku nods his head trying to put on a convincing smile.

“This just seems like an odd place

for a cafe”

Denki looks back at Izuku with wide eyes. “A cafe!? Kiri, you told him we’re going to a cafe?!?”

Eijiro nervously laughs “heh, yeah well. It’s /like/ a cafe...” biting his lip as he says looking back at Izuku with an apologetic expression.

“Yeah, sure. If cafe’s had a room for sex!”

Izuku stops in his tracks, his face instantly redder than Eijiro’s hair.

“A s-sex room?!” He Squeaks.

Both Eijiro and Denki stop and turn around to see Deku shaking like a leaf at the thought that they’re about to walk into some

sex club. Eijiro scowls and punches Denki in the arm before walking up to Izuku and placing a hand on his upper arm, gently squeezing his bicep.

“Ignore him. It’s not a bad place, and sure /some/ people might have sex there, but /you/ don’t have to.”

Izuku looks into Eijiro’s

eyes searching for who knows what. Eijiro has never lied to Izuku before, so why would be now? He clearly can see how nervous Izuku is, and Eijiro’s a good guy, a sweetheart, he’d never take Izuku to a bad place... right?

“Okay.” Izuku sighs, “I trust you.”

“Good!” Eijiro beams

“And I’ll be close to you the whole time okay? So if you feel uncomfortable let me know and we can leave, alright?”

Eijiro’s kind words make Izuku feel better. And it’s nice to know he won’t be left alone. Not that he can’t defend himself,

But it’s nice to know someone will have his back if he wants to get out of there.

So Izuku just smiles and nods, and to his surprise, Eijiro grabs ahold of his hand and they walk the rest of the way to their location together.

They eventually stop in front of a large building with a bright pink neon sign on the front.

“Neko Club Cafe?” Deku says reading the sign, “is this like the cat cafe Shinso took me too once?”

Denki once again cracks up, causing Eijiro to shove him aside before turning towards

Izuku.

“Um, kinda. There’s food, and drinks... but um the cats are a little different.”

“Oh? Are they special needs cats?”

“SPECIAL NEEDS?!” Denki cackles “more their like the /meet/ your /special needs/“

“Kaminari!” Eijiro scolds.

“What?! It’s true!”

Eijiro just glares at him and tells him to get them a table. After wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes he waves them off and walks inside.

With Denki out of the way, Eijiro places his hands on Izuku’s shoulders.

“Do you trust me?”

Izuku bites his bottom lip

and tired to swallow his anxiety about going inside.

It’s called the Neko Club Cafe, and Izuku /does/ like cats.. so it can’t be that bad... right?

“Yes. I do. Always.”

“Good.” Eijiro says before grabbing onto Izuku’s hand, “let’s go.”

(TBC)

As soon as they walk into the building Izuku realizes very quickly that this is /not/ the same type of cat cafe that he went to with Shinso. The girl at the front desk is wearing a black dress that leaves very little to the imagination.

It’s skin tight, and has a heart cutout on the chest. Izuku finds himself having a really hard time not looking at her boobs, and decides the floor is probably the best place to look.

“Hey there my Neko friends!” She says with a smile forcing Izuku to look up at her face,

“which kinda kitties do you wanna hang out with today? Our cuties on the left? Or our sweeties on the right?”

Looking at the wall behind her Izuku sees two signs. The one the left says “Pussy cats” and the one on the right reads “Tom cats”.

Izuku squeezes Eijiro’s hand and looks towards him for guidance.

“The Tom Cats, please.”

“Ooo! Great choice, you will not be disappointed.”

Izuku blushes when she beckons them closer to her stand to place a blue cat stamp on their wrists.

After Eijiro pays her, the receptionist winks at them before letting them inside.

The room beyond the doors is /huge/ and smells and looks surprisingly /nice/. Judging by the look of the outside of the place Izuku was almost expecting it to smell like cheap cologne and

have a stage in the middle of the room. He was thinking it would look like a club in one of those Yakuza movies Shoto likes watching so much.

But Eijiro was right, it’s kinda like a cafe. There’s small tables with pretty white table clothes lined in blue lace, people earring pastries and drinking coffee, and each of the tables have cute little succulents on them.

And if it wasn’t for the nearly /naked/ waiters who all seem to have cat ears and short shorts with tails sticking out of their butt, he’d say this was a perfectly normal cafe.... but it’s /not/ a normal cafe.

(The cat boys are kinda dresssd like this but with ears and a tail :)

Not at all.

In the corner of the room Izuku sees Denki at a small table waving them over. On their way over to the table, Izuku and Eijiro pass by several waiters who wink and smile at them as they make their way over to their seats. This is making Izuku so, so nervous.

Once they sit down Eijiro let’s go of Izuku’s hand and slides over a menu.

“Order whatever you want, my treat, Kay?”

Izuku flushes at the offer. Eijiro’s being so nice, and if Izuku didn’t know any better he’d think this was some sort of date.

Everything on the Neko Club Cafe Menu is kitty themed and oh so cute! There’s cat shaped donuts, cat macaroons, coffee drinks served in cat mugs, and little kitty shaped sandwiches!

Like this:

After picking out what he wants he asks Eijiro if they need to go up an place an order, or if a waiter will come.

“Oh don’t worry, a very purrfect waiter is coming riigght meow~” Denki purrs.

Turning around to see where Denki is looking, Izuku’s eyes land on the last person he thought he’d /ever/ see in a place like this.

Kacchan

“Oh CATSuki~”

Izuku’s face and neck instantly turn five different shades of scarlet, and his pants start to feel too tight as he locks eyes with his long time crush.

And as soon Katsuki gets to their table,

he locks eyes with Izuku and he swears he hears him curse under his breath, and his cheeks turn pink before he starts to speak.

“Welcome to the Neko Club Cafe, where everything you see is purrfect and on the menu, including me”

Katsuki gave Izuku the most flirtatious smile he’s ever seen when he said his last words, so much so that Izukj almost got a nosebleed.

“So watcha what, you perverted losers?”

(Tbc im tired )

“K-Kacchan? Y-you’re on the menu?” Deku stutters out.

Katsuki rolls his eyes as he grabs the menu off the table, flips it over and smacks it back down on the table pointing to the small writing on the bottom.

“No shit, can’t you read Shitty Deku? It says so right here.”

The words under Katsuki’s finger read “Petting sessions” and below that is a small chart with places you “pet” and the prices.

Tail: 2,000¥
Ears: 3,000¥
Chest: 4,000¥
Ass: 10,000 ¥
The full package + a private room: 30,000¥

There’s also other things you can pay for

like lap dances, massages, and scenting sessions.. whatever that is. And then at the very bottom in bold letters it there’s a disclaimer that states the following:

“Be nice. Tom Cats have right to refuse any and all requests.

Izuku looks up from reading that last like and swallows. Katsuki’s leaning over the table looking at him. & as soon as he tries to ask why someone would want to touch fake cat ears a /very/ real & /very/ fluffy tail rubs against the side of his face.

“So you gonna buy me, nerd?”

Izuku /freaks out!/ When did Kacchan grow a tail? And omg, are those... REAL cat ears?!!

Katsuki moves his tail away from Izuku’s face and laughs.

“It’s a quirk. The owner of this shin-dig can turn people into hybrids. It wears off after a few hours.”

Izuku’s face feels

like it’s on fire. Each time he looks at Katsuki his mouth starts to water and all kinds of dirty thoughts start coming into his mind.

He also can’t believe that /Kacchan/ of all people lets strangers /touch/ him. And that he gives them lap dances!

As he’s trying to mull it

all over in his head, his stomach grumbles. A small reminder that he’s hungry.

“Um... I ah... c-can I just have a k-kitty cucumber sandwich, and d-diet cat-a-cola, please?”

Katsuki clicks his tongue and leans closer into Izuku’s personal space, speaking into his ear in a

deep almost purr like tone into Izuku’s ear.

“Sure, but you know you wanna buy me later, I can see it in your eyes how badly you wanna pet me. Might even give you a discount if your good for me.”

Before deku can respond Katsuki moves away to take Eijiro and Denki’s orders and

walks away.

Izuku’s heart feels like it is beating out of his chest, and his pants are so, so much tighter. Why he let Eijiro to convince him to wear skinny jeans is beyond him. Speaking of Eijiro, when Izuku’s eyes finally unglue themselves from Katsuki’s tail that’s swaying

back and forth as he walks over to the kitchen, he notices that he’s not the only one looking kinda hot and bothered.

“T-that sure is something, huh Midoriya?” Eijiro says.

“Hells yeah it is! Little Catsuki looks so cute! You know you guys are gonna spend that cash on him.”

“K-Kaminari!” Izuku says covering his face. “I, I can’t! I’d n-never. I can’t /buy/ Kacchan!”

Denki leans back in his chair clearly checking out one of the other waiters.

“Sure you can. Sounded like he wanted you to.”

“I, um, ah...”

Under the table Eijiro grabs on to Izuku’s

hand giving it a light squeeze.

“You don’t have to, Midoriya. We can just eat and leave if you want. I’m sure Bakugou wouldn’t be offended.”

Izuku gives Eijiro a small smile.

“Yeah... im sure your right... Kacchan’s just doing his job after all. I’m sure he acts like that

with everyone.”

Denki and Eijiro share a look and Eijiro’s face reddens even more than it already was.

“Well, actually...” Eijiro starts, “Mina told us that he’s normally a bit of a dick to most of his customers. She’s friends with one of the girls who works here,

and they told her that Bakugo rarely takes people into the back room.”

“But she also said she heard that he gives one hell of a lap dance!” Denki says wiggling his brows.

Gosh. This is all so much. Izuku isn’t sure what to think. He’s also only pictured Kacchan giving him a

lap dance in his deepest darkest thoughts. Although he’s had a thing for the blond for as long as he can remember, he still feels guilty as hell for thinking dirty thoughts about him.

“But you don’t need to ask for one, okay!” Eijiro assures him. “But ah, he is being really

nice to you.” He adds.

Izuku lets out a small noise of discomfort as he tries will his traitor dick to calm down at that thought of Kacchan giving him special attention.

As they wait for their food and drinks to arrive, Izuku starts to feels more and more nervous.

All the waiters in the club seem to be super flirty with the customers. A few even came up to their table to introduce themselves, Denki looked good be having a field day.

Before long Katsuki comes back over to their table with their food, and Izuku starts feeling all kinds of

flustered.

After placing their orders on the table, Katsuki pulls out Izuku’s chair grips onto the back, and swings his legs over Izuku’s lap and slowly starts to roll his hips. Izuku feels like he’s going to pass out, this is too much.

After a few moments of Katsuki grinding

up against him, Izuku’s cock starts to take notice, and a small whimper falls from his lips when he feels what he can only assume is Katsuki’s own hard dick slightly touch his own through his pants and then quickly pull away.

“Thought I’d give you a taste of dessert, you know

yer gonna want some later, Deku.” He says into Izuku’s ear before moving away completely and adjusting his shorts.

“You wasn’t some too, Shitty Hair, I saw your perverted eyes watchin’ me.”

Eijiro shifts in his seat and moves one of his hands to the back of his head.

“Ah, n-no! I’m good, bro!” Eijiro says.

Stepping away from Izuku, Katsuki places his hands down on the front of their table, his tail slowly swaying back and forth.

“Good. I only service one person per table anyway.” Katuski gives Izuku a once over and licks his lips,

“And I’ve already chosen who that would be, he’s just gotta ask.”

Katsuki moves his tail over to the side of Izuku’s face causing a shiver to run up his spine.

“I’ll be right over there.” He says pointing over to the far side of the room.

“Don’t keep me waiting, Deku.”

(TBC)

The rest of their brunch feels just a little awkward.

Up until today Katsuki has never really shown sexual interest in deku. They’ve been friends, well kinda, more like rivals, & although Izuku’s had a crush on him for as long as he can remember, he never though it was mutual.

Izuku wasn’t sure what to think about Katsuki being so forward either. Was he just doing his job? Maybe his boss was watching, & he didn’t want to get in trouble.

Ugh.

Izuku doesn’t know what to do.

Part of him wants to take up his offer

so doesn’t get Katsuki mad at him.

But another part of him feels like it’s wrong. They’re in public, and neither of them have properly confessed, or gone out on a date yet.

He also doesn’t want to leave Eijiro at the table by himself while he goes off to “play” with Kacchan.

Denki’s already decided what he’s going to do. He left them awhile ago after devouring his food. So if Izuku leaves, Eijiro will be alone, & might start to feel uncomfortable.

Izuku also doesn’t have enough money to pay Katsuki, and he’s not about to ask Eijiro for money.

So hs just won’t go.

It’s fine.

Kacchan’s probably faking it anyway. And the last thing Izuku wants to do is go into some private room just so Kacchan can make fun of him.

That would be awful.

Being picked on would just make him cry, and that’s the last thing he wants.

He’ll also just feel stupid for even thinking that he had a chance with him.

As he’s mulling it all over in his brain Denki walks back over to their table.

“So ah, see that cutie over there waiting at the door? I ah paid him for the full package~” he says wiggling his brows,

“so don’t bother waiting up for me if y’all decide to go, yeah? I ah, heh might be awhile~”

Izuku feels his face heat up at Denki’s words.

“Ah, okay. Have f-fun?” Izuku says.

Denki laughs and claps a hand on Izuku’s shoulder.

“Oh I will. You too~ Baku’s waitin’ for ya.”

Izuku sinks into his seat and covers his face, groaning.

“Ughhh don’t remind me.”

“Aww, c’mon dude, Baku’s not that bad.” Denki says ruffling Izuku’s hair. “But I gotta go. See ya~~”

Once Denki’s walked off Eijiro scoots closer to Izuku.

“You okay? You don’t have to go over there you know. I’m sure Bakugou will understand.”

“Ugh” Izuku whines removing his hands from his face, “no he won’t. It’s Kacchan, he’ll be mad.”

Eijiro laughs. “Yeah, you might be right. But you don’t need to do anything with him that you

don’t want to.”

Izuku sighs, straightening himself up in the process.

“Yeah, you’re right. But what about you? I don’t want to leave you here alone.”

Eijiro gives Izuku a bright toothy grin. “Don’t worry about me. I’ll probably just wait outside or something. I think I saw

an arcade when we were walking here. I can chill there. Just call me when you’re done.”

Biting his bottom lip, Izuku looks over to the corner of the room where Katsuki looks like he’s half paying attention to someone talking to him. His tail is slowly swaying back and forth.

“See, he looks bored.” Eijiro says. “Go over there. I’ll be fine, really.”

Placing his hands in his lap Izuku takes in a deep breath to try to calm himself before pushing himself up from his chair.

“Okay. I’m going.” He says turning towards Eijiro. “Wish me luck?”

“You got this, Midoriya! Don’t forget to call me when you wanna go home, alright?”

Izuku nods his head and gives Eijiro a wobbly smile before walking over to the cat stand.

The closer he gets the more nervous he becomes. Keeping his eyes locked on Katsuki isn’t helping either. But he’s got to keep his eyes on the prize!

When he’s a few strides away, Katsuki finally looks away from the person in front of him and meets eyes with, Izuku.

“Alright scram, loser.” Katsuki says to the man in front of him. “I have an appointment. Go hit up someone else.”

The man frowns and mumbles something under his breath about how Katsuki’s rude and probably sucks before walking away.

Katsuki just rolls his eyes.

He’s completely unbothered by the guys crappy attitude.

When Izuku’s finally standing in front of him, Katsuki steps into Izuku’s personal space and wraps his tail around his middle causing Izuku to shiver.

“Hey there, Deku.” He purrs, “Took ya long enough.”

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