Strong sense of morality 
Sole authority figure on remote Scottish Island
‘Willing, King-like, virgin fool’
I regret to inform you all that PC Plum was almost certainly sacrificed in order to ensure Balamory’s harvest some time c. 2009

Sole authority figure on remote Scottish Island

‘Willing, King-like, virgin fool’

I regret to inform you all that PC Plum was almost certainly sacrificed in order to ensure Balamory’s harvest some time c. 2009
‘What’s Archie the Inventor making today? It’s a giant effigy for ritual murder!’
Have I become unhealthily obsessed with this? No, it’s the voice of reason which is wrong.