Strong sense of morality ✅
Sole authority figure on remote Scottish Island ✅
‘Willing, King-like, virgin fool’ ✅

I regret to inform you all that PC Plum was almost certainly sacrificed in order to ensure Balamory’s harvest some time c. 2009
‘What’s Archie the Inventor making today? It’s a giant effigy for ritual murder!’
Have I become unhealthily obsessed with this? No, it’s the voice of reason which is wrong.
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