You can currently bid on this utterly genuine, not possibly a fake, real real real antiquity right now! Lemme give you some closeups of the ridiculousness. https://twitter.com/chasingaphrodit/status/1250154217106370560

I knew Aphrodite was the goddess of sex, but in this unique iconography she appears to have both labia and butt cheeks on display at once!

Just sayin’

This border looks like what happens when I try to make a decorative pie crust.

What’s going on here? Beard? Wimple? Old-timey toothache remedy?

Comes with an “academic report” by a... historian of the Roman military. Very relevant. Contents of said report are not specified. Basically, this thread could be another academic report!