the narrator as he describes himself in "big man on mulberry street" sounds obnoxious but because it& #39;s billy joel singing I& #39;d still go there
"this guy makes a big deal about how much he tips and is constantly putting his foot in his mouth but his voice is hot so I& #39;d hit that" is the kind of thing I think to myself at 5:38am
my playlist went straight from that to downeaster alexa, which is about a very different type of emotionally unavailable dude I& #39;d probably still fuck
oh, to be the wife of a rugged long island fisherman waiting anxiously for him to return from trawling atlantis
listen, my fiancé knows that if billy joel ever sang "she& #39;s always a woman" to me personally I would be billy joel& #39;s fifth wife in a heartbeat, and he& #39;s learnt to accept that
(my fiancé is a singer and it& #39;s one of the reasons I fell for him, but I mean...that croon in "the longest time"......)
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