I’ve already seen this picture of Rand Paul but now I’m laughing uncontrollably at it.

He looks like he caught the clap at an all-night cocaine orgy and now has to explain to his kids why he can’t come home anymore

He looks like the #1 water bed salesman in the bluegrass state

He looks like he's eating a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew for dinner

He looks like he could sell more encyclopedia sets if you’d just get off his back, Linda. Damn!

He has definitely had Tiger Penis Soup before

He looks like he drives a mint condition 1998 convertible Chrysler Sebring

He looks like he lives in a van down by the river

He looks like he just finished off a cocaine and Viagra speedball