I was taking my diet pills out of my backpack and took my AirPod out because my little sister asked what they were and I just accidentally SWALLOWED THE AIRPOD INSTEAD OF MY DIET PILLS
IT IS JUST SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT AM I GOING TO FUCKING DIE?!?!?!!
THE FUCKING MUSIC STARTED PLAYING AGAIN ASKSHAAFSJWVWHWSVSJW
ok i got it I THREW THAT SHIT UP I CANT BELIEVE I GOT IT BACK I AM SHAKING SO FUCKING HARD RN
damn my sister was quick to expose me but I was quicker
damn my sister was quick to expose me but I was quicker
damn my sister was quick to expose me but I was quicker
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