I will not endorse Joe Biden until he commits to coming round here and telling me that I'm right about everything. He has to earn my vote. And cleaning up our garage wouldn't hurt either. Maybe cooking us a light supper.

Seriously, if Biden won’t commit *today* to restringing my guitar for me and teaching my son some Spanish then I’m going to vote for Trump or a random Libertarian nutjob. It’s in Joe’s hands. I don’t make the rules.