Might start a thread with all my weird isolation dreams

1) Miles Kane was a close family friend and I tried to convince him to make Alex Turner his kid’s godfather so I could meet him

2) I had a baby with Chandler from friends

3) can’t really remember last night apart from being in Asda and couldn’t find suncream because it was sold out so I bought foundation instead

4) I was invited to this girls birthday party but I was only allowed to go if I brought a co-op meal deal

5) I was playing snap in Glasgow then went on a walk with a random family and at the top of a hill loads of folk from school appeared and we played football then had to run away from polis because someone set the ball on fire

6) people voted for politicians based on their eye colour

7) Alex Turner and Miles Kane were at my gran’s house and I asked Alex if there would be any new Last Shadow Puppets music or Arctic Monkeys music in 2020 and he said “yes but I’m only telling you because we’re friends” then left and I spent the rest of the dream crying

8) my dentist died and my new dentist was mr krabs from spongebob

9) me and Louis Tomlinson were cousins

10) I was trapped in livi centre so I messaged Lewis Capaldi on tiktok to ask him to help me