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THE ULTIMATE ENDORSEMENT HATH ARRIVED.
And this folks, is THE ULTIMATE ENDORSEMENT THREAD.
As Joeās campaign manager, lets review the highlights.
And this folks, is THE ULTIMATE ENDORSEMENT THREAD.
As Joeās campaign manager, lets review the highlights.
Barry opens with saying āthese are not normal times.ā
In other words, Iām well aware that a DNC candidate who shares tales of Esther Corn Pop Biden, Boom Boom Cannon, calls supporters lying dog faced pony soldiers, is indeed, not normal.
In other words, Iām well aware that a DNC candidate who shares tales of Esther Corn Pop Biden, Boom Boom Cannon, calls supporters lying dog faced pony soldiers, is indeed, not normal.
Barry then discusses that we are managing our way through pandemic, unlike anything weāve ever seen...Well yes! Joe Biden is indeed a candidate, unlike anything we have ever seen.
He then thanks and acknowledges the sacrifices being made bc of the virus. Especially for those stuck at home. Jill, we are so sorry for your current situation and all the shampoo youāve had sniffed. We know you have to rub down those leg hairs more times than one can fathom.
He then discusses that we need government leaders with knowledge, and experience. This is hard for me to say, when Im about about to endorse my senile gaffe a minute friendship making bracelet pal.
Barry speaks of honesty humility empathy and grace and heās like choking on the words. Is a man who wants to fight his supporters graceful or humble? Ask poor Corn POP in da chains!
And thatās why Iām utterly embarrassed to endorse Sniffing Glue Gun Easter Egg hiding man for President.
Choosing Joey for Veep was the worst decision I ever made... look at me here for example.
Choosing Joey for Veep was the worst decision I ever made... look at me here for example.
And I believe Joe has all the qualities we need in a president of Arbyās right now.
Joe is someone who knows how to bounce back when knocked down by the overwhelming scent of raspberry scented shampoos.
Joe is someone who knows how to bounce back when knocked down by the overwhelming scent of raspberry scented shampoos.
When Joe talks to families who have loved ones with dementia, heās relating, as heās lost his own mind and canāt remember if sister Valerie is his sister or wife. Or sister wife.
When Joe talks about opportunities for kids, we are reminded that he likened them to roaches.
When Joe talks about opportunities for kids, we are reminded that he likened them to roaches.
Thatās Joe...heās forgotten where he is, who he is, and what heās running for right now.
Bc my man Joe, he gets nothing done. Heās lost in the back corner of his local Walmart asking where the McDonaldās French fries are to a watering can.
Bc my man Joe, he gets nothing done. Heās lost in the back corner of his local Walmart asking where the McDonaldās French fries are to a watering can.
In conclusion, I made this video 19 minutes long, in the hope you would understand Iām under extreme duress and even Michelle wouldnāt be caught on camera with me. So please do me a favor, and Vote Trump 2020.
Cc @moronmomma @RampTheresa @NoDaTeddi @CJVAPES
I hope you enjoyed this... I only could watch 6 minutes
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I hope you enjoyed this... I only could watch 6 minutes
