brian's on the phone with a nice man who is walking him through fixing our refrigerator which he broke this morning trying to do maintenance. i am on strike until he fixes it right this instant. i have taken to my bed

i will not be helping or dealing with this in any way or even acknowledging it. i simply will not operate as a human being without my refrigerator during a pandemic. no. crisis rejected

he had the wrong PSI for the r134a

oh! that didn't fix it! he really broke the whole thing! he really broke my refrigerator during a pandemic! this man is in a huge amount of trouble!

if he doesn't get it up and running in the next thirty minutes i am sending him back to his mother in alabama!

FOR SALE: one boyfriend. tall, broad shoulders, southern accent, bearded, bespectacled, funny, respectful, honest, loyal, great cook, bad driver, leaves cups everywhere, BREAKS REFRIGERATORS DURING PANDEMICS. $15

do you think that means he's fixed it or

he just said "i never thought the sound of a compressor clicking on would be like the wings of an angel" hahah. he's forgiven now