I have just given up and realized that each part of this thread is gonna be longer than the last, because i can't do anything succinctly in my life

we're reaching around 200 tweets in this one and it's like i'm gonna have to either make this 500+ tweets or do FIVE parts and i just. i'm so ashamed.

and I wish I could say this was off brand but I covered 5 minutes in 3k words in HWHFTM just of Chuuya getting finger fucked in a parking garage. This is who I have always been. A long winded mess.