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hi, hey there, hello, excuse me. I'm literally googling the chili's menu (hey @Chilis, I love you 
) and am making a list of things that I want to eat. in this thesis thread, I will be choosing my top 4 food items from each sub-section of their online menu.
) and am making a list of things that I want to eat. in this thesis thread, I will be choosing my top 4 food items from each sub-section of their online menu.
I want to make this interactive, so pls feel free to reply with your food choices too! follow along on the website! https://www.chilis.com/menu
first up, APPETIZERS BABY!
1.) texas cheese fries
2.) chips and salsa (+ guac, because duh) I could honestly write a separate thesis thread on my love for chilis tortilla chips
3.) southwestern egg rolls
honourable mention: bloomin' onion -- but only because I haven't tried it
1.) texas cheese fries
2.) chips and salsa (+ guac, because duh) I could honestly write a separate thesis thread on my love for chilis tortilla chips
3.) southwestern egg rolls
honourable mention: bloomin' onion -- but only because I haven't tried it
BIG MOUTH BURGER TIME!
disclaimer: I don't think I've ever tried any of these... but ok.
1.) oldtimer with cheese
2.) alex's santa fe burger
3.) the boss burger (cause why tf not at this point)
disclaimer: I don't think I've ever tried any of these... but ok.
1.) oldtimer with cheese
2.) alex's santa fe burger
3.) the boss burger (cause why tf not at this point)
RIBS & STEAKS TIME
1.) original half order ribs (the only thing I've tried in this section)
2.) mix n match ribs
3.) classic sirloin
I've also just noticed that I said I'd pick 4 items, but I'm only picking 3... lol. it's fine. fuck everything.
1.) original half order ribs (the only thing I've tried in this section)
2.) mix n match ribs
3.) classic sirloin
I've also just noticed that I said I'd pick 4 items, but I'm only picking 3... lol. it's fine. fuck everything.
IT'S TIME FOR FAJITAS!
1.) steak fajitas
2.) mix & match fajitas
3.) mushroom jack chicken fajitas (idk? they look good!)
1.) steak fajitas
2.) mix & match fajitas
3.) mushroom jack chicken fajitas (idk? they look good!)
SALADS, SOUPS AND CHILI!
1.) southwest chicken caesar salad
2.) quesadilla explosion salad
3.) boneless buffalo chicken salad
weirdly disappointed with this section...? idk I also don't know what's happening rn.
1.) southwest chicken caesar salad
2.) quesadilla explosion salad
3.) boneless buffalo chicken salad
weirdly disappointed with this section...? idk I also don't know what's happening rn.
CHICKEN AND SEAFOOD
1.) honey chipotle crispers and waffles
2.) cajun chicken pasta
3.) spicy shrimp tacos
1.) honey chipotle crispers and waffles
2.) cajun chicken pasta
3.) spicy shrimp tacos
SANDWICHES (lmfao there are only 4 sandwiches)
1.) chicky chicky blu sandwich
2.) buffalo chicken ranch sandwich
3.) bacon avocado grilled chicken sandwich (but I won't be happy about it)
1.) chicky chicky blu sandwich
2.) buffalo chicken ranch sandwich
3.) bacon avocado grilled chicken sandwich (but I won't be happy about it)
OH MY GOD, IT'S CHICKEN CRISPERS TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD, THE CRISPY CHICKEN CRISPERS ARE THE BEST THING AT CHILI'S AND I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE. AND OH MY GOD THE CORN.
1.) crispy chicken crispers
2.) crispy buffalo bleu crispers
3.) crispy honey chipotle crispers
1.) crispy chicken crispers
2.) crispy buffalo bleu crispers
3.) crispy honey chipotle crispers
LOL GUILTLESS GRILL TIME
1.) classic sirloin with avocado
2.) ancho salmon
3.) margarita grilled chicken
like, I really want to be shady about this part of the menu... but this really doesn't look bad... at all..?
1.) classic sirloin with avocado
2.) ancho salmon
3.) margarita grilled chicken
like, I really want to be shady about this part of the menu... but this really doesn't look bad... at all..?
TACOS AND QUESADILLAS
1.) bacon ranch chicken quesadillas
2.) chili's 1975 soft tacos
3.) ranchero chicken tacos
1.) bacon ranch chicken quesadillas
2.) chili's 1975 soft tacos
3.) ranchero chicken tacos
SMOKEHOUSE COMBOS
okay, there are only two smokehouse combos. but I would order both of these? so idk.
1.) smokehouse combo
2.) ultimate smokehouse combo
okay, there are only two smokehouse combos. but I would order both of these? so idk.
1.) smokehouse combo
2.) ultimate smokehouse combo
LUNCH SPECIALS
1.) boneless wings
2.) double burger
3.) bacon chicken ranch quesadilla
oh my god I love lunch, but the fact that they don't have a chicken crispers lunch special makes me want to do a LORGE SCREM.
1.) boneless wings
2.) double burger
3.) bacon chicken ranch quesadilla
oh my god I love lunch, but the fact that they don't have a chicken crispers lunch special makes me want to do a LORGE SCREM.
3 FOR $10
okay, so there's nothing to choose from here but HONESTLY THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DEAL? I genuinely just want to advertise this for them (FOR FREE)
okay, so there's nothing to choose from here but HONESTLY THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DEAL? I genuinely just want to advertise this for them (FOR FREE)
MEAL FOR 2
AND THEIR MEAL FOR 2?! DAMN! YOU FEED TWO WHOLE MOUTHS FOR $25
AND THEIR MEAL FOR 2?! DAMN! YOU FEED TWO WHOLE MOUTHS FOR $25
SIDES
so, I couldn't get a comprehensive list of all their sides from the website? but holy shit I could probably do it off the top of my head?
1.) CORN ON THE COB (always)
2.) fries
3.) mashed potatoes? idk whatever that lil bowl thing is, it looks bomb.
so, I couldn't get a comprehensive list of all their sides from the website? but holy shit I could probably do it off the top of my head?
1.) CORN ON THE COB (always)
2.) fries
3.) mashed potatoes? idk whatever that lil bowl thing is, it looks bomb.
DESSERTS (hell yes also lol there are only 4 on the website)
1.) skillet cookie
2.) cheesecake
3.) molten chocolate cake
1.) skillet cookie
2.) cheesecake
3.) molten chocolate cake
BEVERAGES
okay so these vary by location... but I can def do this off the top of my head too.
1.) classic margarita (frozen)
2.) (insert flavour here, probably mango or strawberry?) margarita (frozen)
3.) that gigantic margarita that they have with a bottle of corona in it
okay so these vary by location... but I can def do this off the top of my head too.
1.) classic margarita (frozen)
2.) (insert flavour here, probably mango or strawberry?) margarita (frozen)
3.) that gigantic margarita that they have with a bottle of corona in it
KIDS MENU
1.) pepper pals chicken crispers
2.) pepper pals cheese quesedilla
3.) mini chocolate molten
because why not? also, we're almost done y'all...
1.) pepper pals chicken crispers
2.) pepper pals cheese quesedilla
3.) mini chocolate molten
because why not? also, we're almost done y'all...
PARTY PLATTERS (pls take notes for my next birthday)
1.) PARTY PLATTER CHICKEN CRISPERS (30)
2.) PARTY PLATTER TRIPLE DIPPER
3.) PARTY PLATTER BONELESS WINGS (33)
ALSDKFJFLS. I WANT ALL OF THIS NOW.
1.) PARTY PLATTER CHICKEN CRISPERS (30)
2.) PARTY PLATTER TRIPLE DIPPER
3.) PARTY PLATTER BONELESS WINGS (33)
ALSDKFJFLS. I WANT ALL OF THIS NOW.
PARTY PLATTER ADD-ONS
1.) PARTY PLATTER CHIPS AND SALSA (because I blacked out and didn't see that this was an option for party platters, lol)
2.) PARTY PLATTER STREET CORN ON THE COB
3.) PARTY PLATTER SWEET CORN ON THE COB
holy shit
1.) PARTY PLATTER CHIPS AND SALSA (because I blacked out and didn't see that this was an option for party platters, lol)
2.) PARTY PLATTER STREET CORN ON THE COB
3.) PARTY PLATTER SWEET CORN ON THE COB
holy shit
OKAY WOW. SO, I GUESS THIS CONCLUDES MY CHILI'S THREAD. lol this took 45 minutes to make/write, which is HILARIOUS because I just made fun of someone who took 45 minutes to write a thesis thread about a shitty tv show a few days ago. oopsies?
but honestly, y'all I'm genuinely SO happy that this is on the internet forever. also, please somehow make sure that @lily_marston, @morganadams and @tanamongeau find this thread? idk how, but just please? PLEASE!
also, I'm not drunk? I'm just hungry & fucking insane. it's fine
also, I'm not drunk? I'm just hungry & fucking insane. it's fine
