Well that was quick af https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat"> but see it ya https://twitter.com/st3phennn/status/1250098613432258561">https://twitter.com/st3phennn...
So when I was in high school me did have a crush on this girl in mi scheme and want her but the main problem was her mother did really strict and the only time she use to go road was when she a go shop so one day luckily mi see her going and asked her for her number.
So after I got her number we start text and stuff. I made it clear to her how much I like her and want her but it was kinda difficult because of how strict her mom was so we just remained friends and furthermore we went to different schools.
Suddenly we kinda stopped communicating and I went off to university and kinda forgot about her and found a gf with a relationship weh last over 2 year until we broke up.. few months after that I was walking to from my home to class and guess who I saw??? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face"> her!!!
So let’s say her name is Ashley. So I’m like Ashley?? She’s like Stephen??? You know who fah glad bag buss now!!! Lmaoo so I asked her when she started University, which one etc. I was kinda late for class so I told her I’ll talk to her in the evening but my day was already made
Started to text again until asked her if she wanted to come hang out with me for the evening so she’s like she don’t know about that because her bf always FaceTime her as soon as he gets off work and if he sees a different background he’s going to start questioning..I’m like bf??
So she’s like yes she and him deh fi over a year now and he’s a police https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👮‍♀️" title="Woman police officer" aria-label="Emoji: Woman police officer"> so mi say Wah!!?? I knew I was playing a dangerous game but I been wanting this girl for years now and finally she’s on her own so mi nah mek no police man stop me from entering her belly
Regardless of she telling me she had a bf she still was giving a lil thing to hang on to like risky text, nudes, daily check ups etc so I knew I had a chance. Finally I got her to come chill with me one day but she made sure it was in the time when her man was at work so yk we..
So yeah that first day I did not put any form of sexual interaction towards we just chilled, listened to music, watched a movie and chat... Samething the second and the third time. I did not want her to have it in her head that I’m a horny dog weh just Wah get inside her
So the 4th time she came over we were watch a movie and she in front me and I was playing in her hair and stuff with the laptop infront. One blow mi blow pon Muma ears she turn round and start kiss then that turn Inah yk.. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">
Watching*
I don’t know but come like this girl did Wah have sex with me since the first time she come a mi yard Cz everytime she come a mi yard a cocky she want but I did not have have a problem but thing is everytime she go home she say we Nah do it again just fi she come Back and we....
So one day I came home from school and asked her if she Wah fwd she say she can’t because she have assignments so me go her yard Cz she lived in the same area now this a weh the fuckry Start... I was in her room and the man called mi do weh any side man do and keep quiet
But while she was FaceTiming the man guh see me bag and ask a who fah bag in her roomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (medium skin tone)">... she say a her housemate own.. him neva buy that so him ask her fi show her around the room now mi Starr fret yf! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> Cz I don’t want this man see my face..
So guess weh muma dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">.. start a fake argument with the Breda and a say him always a accuse her of things she Nah do and why him want her fi show him the room and him know how it look already https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face"> Lmaoo. Woman wicked yfhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">.Him kinda calm down and say him ago call her later. I’m so..
So after that mi tell her mi a go home and so... texted her the following day and only saw one stick and couldn’t see her dp on what’s app so mi sure a block she block me so I was wondering what did I dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium skin tone)">.. called her and got nothing.. straight voicemail.. so mi start wonder now
Couple days pass no text, no call, nothing from her.. Until I saw her about the same place I saw her when met each other again.. She saw me and started to walk fast so mi run her down and asked her why she block me.. Muma say the man find out and him ago kill we.. well me mostly
So I’m like.. how!?? She said the same evening when I was over her house he came to pick her up and she stay at his house but when she drop asleep he went through her phone and saw our messages, the nudes and the after talk about sex and so,mumma say the she get couple box well
And the Breda saw when I sent her my location fi come look for me so him on the hunt for me too so mi deh deh now a say mi Cyah end up dead on news in no love triangle https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Anuh that mi mother send me a university for.. So she like I must keep as low key as possible Cz he crazy
Few days after mi get a call from an unrecognized number.. only thing mi hear is “ Pussy mi ago kill yuh” so I’m like who dis.. him say “ yuh Nuh need fi know a who mon just know say mi know weh yuh live and which school yuh guh” .. dawg cold sweat start wash mo yf.
But even tho cold sweat dida wash mi mi still did afi gwaan like mi militant over the phone mi “ pussy you Cyah do mi Ntn” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> even though mi hand a shake yf! Man say “Nuh say a word”
Luckily that time was around exam time I packed my shit and went straight home!! And stayed there and only come over when I had exams .. My mother asked me why I don’t stay over there (utech) and study so I told her the air is fresher over here so I’m more focused https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Luckily again! I had work and travel right after exams so mi not even hesitate mi book mi flight 1 day after my exam and cut https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> and stayed up there and asked somebody I’m Jamaican to seek a new location for me so when I came here I moved.. never saw or talked to that girl again
Moral of the story: Don’t deh with police or soldier https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👮‍♀️" title="Woman police officer" aria-label="Emoji: Woman police officer"> woman them will kill you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. The end hope Unuh entertained by the time mi nearly get killed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium skin tone)">
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