i now present: things that undoubtedly only happen to me, episode 912866
update: we are facetiming tonight
to answer some questions i’ve received: we DID exchange pictures so i have seen his face. this was his response when he saw me. flattery has the potential to take him far
yes, he is pretty cute and tbh on par for my type
when i left nyc to quarantine in cleveland, i only brought one (1) semi-cute shirt so that is what i will be wearing
here we go folks - 1. first time i’ve worn makeup in who knows how long, 2. i didn’t pack any hair product when i fled nyc, 3. i’m a moron and put on perfume for a virtual date
y’all. that was FUN???? we have a second facetime date lined up?????? i was dumped a few weeks ago but whatever fuck it right?!?!?!
answering more FAQ: yes, he is aware of this twitter thread! he thinks it’s all very funny and is excited that we are “bringing people together - just like joe exotic!”
y’all want the update, here it is: we have facetimed a few times and we even went on a physically distanced, masked walk together! i’m going to keep posting updates as i have them on my instagram @codiehiger ! thank you all for following along on this crazy journey!
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