God that tweet saying we're living through the part of the history book titled "Factors Leading To"

The earliest official movement towards https://twitter.com/alfred_twu/status/1249789233146945536?s=19

Classic decline and fall shit, due to a crumbling political system the Emperor ends up being a feckless madman who jerks off in the palace all day so as crisis looms the governors of the wealthiest provinces take matters into their own hands

Flyover country gets abandoned and shit starts getting weird

The King Arthur narrative comes from the Roman Empire collapsing and Britain at the time being their equivalent of Florida

The story about King Arthur being crowned after a great tourney where he reveals he has Excalibur

"In the absence of federal guidance, the disputed election for the true governor of Florida will be decided by an impromptu Wrestlemania"